What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
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¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
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Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Make Nazis afraid again!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.